bookahplease:
boxeswithwhiteboys:

boxeswithwhiteboys:

Honestly what is this

Like can you imagine watching this movie with the same exact plot-line but his legs were this short the whole time

boxeswithwhiteboys:

boxeswithwhiteboys:

Honestly what is this

Like can you imagine watching this movie with the same exact plot-line but his legs were this short the whole time

nhaingen:

they just
gave me their phone number

nhaingen:

they just

gave me their phone number

ladyhistory:

The Still Continuing Captioned Adventures of George Washington

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI | PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X | PART XI | PART XII | PART XIII

(Source: johnnydepps)

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing I have ever read

dutchster:

dennys:

lol

did dennys just meme us

dutchster:

dennys:

lol

did dennys just meme us

al-the-stuff-i-like:

homotwinks:

breadmaakesyoufat:

spenceromg:

Dear girls,
Stop saying you want an Augustus Waters, if you’re not going to be a Hazel Grace.
Sincerely, A guy with good intentions

dear broni friendzoni,  it is almost impossible for a girl to go anywhere without fear of getting assaulted, if a guy walked up to us and immediately said he wanted us to go to the movies with him alone the very first time he met us, we have every right to be creeped out and weary, stop telling girls that if they want to find love they have to trust every “nice guy” they meet.
sincerely a girl who got sexually assaulted because she was left alone with a boy she only met that day <3



broni friendzoni

al-the-stuff-i-like:

homotwinks:

breadmaakesyoufat:

spenceromg:

Dear girls,

Stop saying you want an Augustus Waters, if you’re not going to be a Hazel Grace.

Sincerely,
A guy with good intentions

dear broni friendzoni,  it is almost impossible for a girl to go anywhere without fear of getting assaulted, if a guy walked up to us and immediately said he wanted us to go to the movies with him alone the very first time he met us, we have every right to be creeped out and weary, stop telling girls that if they want to find love they have to trust every “nice guy” they meet.

sincerely a girl who got sexually assaulted because she was left alone with a boy she only met that day <3

broni friendzoni

ayas-laboratory:

do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”

d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

image

postllimit:

"I Thought This Outfit Was Super Cute Until I Got To School" a five part documentary starring me

intensional:

intensional:

My sisters Instagram description makes me nauseous

PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR HER AUTOGRAPH SO SHE LITERALLY POSTED A PICTURE OF HER AUTOGRAPH

intensional:

intensional:

My sisters Instagram description makes me nauseous

PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR HER AUTOGRAPH SO SHE LITERALLY POSTED A PICTURE OF HER AUTOGRAPH

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win